Welcome to the Deadspin 2023 NFL Draft tracker. If you like the NFL, however despise enduring the NFL Draft, you’ve involved the ideal area. Maybe you’re out playing pickleball, or you can’t stand Roger Goodell, or the yearly practices of super-cringey meetings with gamers and also family members place you off.
Either method, we’ll be below tracking both the choices and also the dramatization all throughout Round 1. Make certain to examine back!
Latest Updates:
- The trope of NFL groups and also draft choices at charming suppers remains to be unneeded.
- Travis Kelce looses factors for raising Fight For Your Right to Party once more.
- Kristen Schaal and also Eric Stonestreet obtain factors for not being Paul Rudd, Jon Hamm. or Jason Sudeikis, the common KC superstars.
- Now it’s time for the yearly booing of the Commissioner. Majestic.
- We start with a cringey video clip plan including Brian Baumgartner — that we like — and also Rob Riggle, that sheds factors for way too many poor NFL on FOX illustrations, however recovers factors for allowing Dwight guide the watercraft. Honestly didn’t assume it became part of the celebrations initially. Seemed a lot more like a PointsBet commercial.